New Ramblings Up!!!

[Frank the Tank]

I think he's just using the last syllable of "Rodriguez" instead of the first one. If P. Diddy's real last name is "Daddyodiddy" it would be a valid analogy.

[pteaxwa]

Alex Rodriguez

[pteaxwa]

I think he's just using the last syllable of "Rodriguez" instead of the first one. If P. Diddy's real last name is "Daddyodiddy" it would be a valid analogy.

Something more analogous would have been A-Rad.

[TheWolf]

I understand now. It makes much more sense now that I see what "guez" is. I don't know why, but for some reason that just didn't jump out at me. And you're probably right, I would have noticed it much more easily if Mr. Combs was actually named Sean Daddyodiddy.

[Snake]

Or maybe he could go with A-Riddy.

[fatty]

"Speaking of Jose, why hasn't anyone mentioned Ozzie Canseco in all of this? Isn't he the best possible proof of how steroids turned Jose's career around? It's almost like a before/after picture, isn't it? And do you think that, looking back, Ozzie was furious that he never started juicing up? Did the steroids make Jose blink more than Ozzie? I have about a million questions about this."

THAT'S HILARIOUS!! Poor Ozzie...I bet he has to hear every night while he's tending bar at the Los Alamos Holiday Inn about how big he used to be when he was a Bash Brother. It really is like a bizzare science experiment if you look at them side-by-side.

[Snake]

Oh Ozzie juiced up alright, he just didn't have Jose's talent. Steroids won't make a lousy player good.

[TheWolf]

Oh Ozzie juiced up alright, he just didn't have Jose's talent. Steroids won't make a lousy player good.

That's not what Jose will have you believe. Didn't he claim that he never would have made it to the majors without steroids? I just can't believe that it possibly makes that big of a difference.

Anyway, check this out:

http://www.thebrushback.com/waltweis_full.htm

[Snake]

Jose Canseco is a drug addict (and therfore by defintion depressed), he has a disease and he needs help. The really sad part is that he's turning into Mike Tyson, a man who really needs help but is going to get nothing but scorn. He's almost a tragic figure. Almost. You forgot that he also believes that steroids can make you live to 120 if used properly.